Whips and Jingles

"you've got the whips and jingles." As in acting like you've had way to much caffiene.

Shined up

Getting dressed up. As in "You're all shined up for the dance"

She's an opportunist...

A woman who takes advantage of a man in a desperate situation.

The path of least resistance...

The easy way out.

Stuff 10 pounds of s%&t in a 5 pound bag

Trying to cram too much stuff into your life.

Galooley.

(correct spelling is awaiting judges final decision)

Stuff. As in "You got all your galooley packed?"

"I want to be a shepherd, and breathe the mountain air, with Mutton taller in my teeth and sheep shit in my hair!" Something he would say when I would complain about my hardships.

Marble Orchard

A cemetery.

Crazy Crowler's Christmas Rebellion

The Christmas party.

Axle Greese

The goo you put in your hair to make it stay put.

River Biscuits

Rocks

Been To The Fair

Means you've been around.

Up Before The Crow Pees

Awake early.

Old Coot

Old and grumpy person.  Could be male or female.

Tribe

The family you come from.

War Bag

A woman's purse.

Like a fart in a hot skillet

Someone who has a lot of energy.

She's big enough to eat hay and pull a wagon

Describing a "largish" woman.