Whips and Jingles

"you've got the whips and jingles." As in acting like you've had way to much caffiene.

Shined up

Getting dressed up. As in "You're all shined up for the dance"

She's an opportunist...

A woman who takes advantage of a man in a desperate situation.

The path of least resistance...

The easy way out.

Stuff 10 pounds of s%&t in a 5 pound bag

Trying to cram too much stuff into your life.

Galooley.

(correct spelling is awaiting judges final decision)

Stuff. As in "You got all your galooley packed?"

"I want to be a shepherd, and breathe the mountain air, with Mutton taller in my teeth and sheep shit in my hair!" Something he would say when I would complain about my hardships.